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Here are some parody photos on Hollywood's idea about Russian soldiers and what they represent in the 80's movies. With big red stars, hats, balalaikas and vodka.









Ivan Drago... LOL!!! And I mean it. I can't look at Dolph playing Russian without a smile. No questions he is cute, and I like almost all of his movies.. but his "russian" accent is just so bad that it makes me laugh even harder. He should have dated a lot of Russian chicks just to get into those roles better.


James Bond vs. Russian army... Let me guess who will win.. lol
The real Russians would break poor James in half I do not even have any doubts. No complaints about Russian women though I guess it is the only part that Hollywood producers got right.. hehe

Spies Like Us
Russians in that movie are speaking pretty good Russian so I am pretty sure John Landis invited real Russian for the movie.

On this picture you can see KGB dressed like Gorbachov. Simple but with a style..


And here is the last movie of Indiana Jones. Red Army and drinking, singing and dancing somewhere in Arizona...



Umm... yeah... They are cute..

One more Hollywood's masterpiece about Russian Army...
Every one of the commanders are assholes and idiots, women look like hookers... The only positive moment of the movie is Jude Law, even though he looks nothing like real Zaitsev.












