Want to get a wife with a basic plow experiense...

New pick-pocket camouflage

Great plan to come up with a "catchy" uniform 

I will get a tan today...no matter what

English in Russia... more fun then you might think

Commercial cares enough to offer you to keep your sack in a "caring nest"

Well... nothing... I just don't like your face... 

You can buy anything in Russia... literally...

Russian dogs are definately smart. They don't crap on your yard and they help you with your groceries

Great the Russian humanitarian relief packages have arrived!