The AK 47

First off my personal favorite the AK47. Training with this gun is a must because you can find  it all over the world. 7.62x39 is the round it fires and it packs quite a punch making it suitable to defend yourself against looters, crazies and zombie hordes everywhere you go.

The SAIGA 12

In my opinion the best combat shotgun you can get your hands on. Built like an AK 47 its easy to operate, semi automatic,  rugged and can put out a lethal amount of lead. With 8 or 10 round mags it's a hard shotgun to beat.

The M16, AR 15

A great gun for female shooters! Light weight with low recoil its an accurate assault weapon that can drop a zombie at 400 meters or teach a smart ass terrorist some respect point blank.

The PUMP SHOTGUN

Some ladies prefer pump shotguns to most other weapons, why I am not sure. Perhaps because it is an easy to use gun that takes little training to hit man sized targets and a proven fiend dropper. Most common in 12gauge ladies may prefer the 20gauge version as recoil is reduced. The problem with that is quality ammo is more scarce. Either way use buckshot when you want to bump things that go bump in the night.

The VINTOREZ

Unless you are in the Russian Army this might be hard to come by. If you see it pick it up, it is a kick ass compact silenced sniper weapon. Ammo may be scarce though.

The SVD, PSL etc.

A great rifle for sniping, hunting, and ghoul disposal. Better for use at a distance for ladies may find this to be a bit large and quite heavy. Of course this may be worth it due to the looks of complete and total fixation men give to girls carrying this gun to the range's firing line.

The M92 9mm

Not a bad gun but a bit large for ladies by today's standards. The recoil on the 9mm is not bad and you should be able to take care of business in less then it's 15 round magazine.

The REVOLVER

Not one of my favorites but like the pump shotgun often seen in the hands of woman as a personal defense gun. One day while debating the pros and cons for female shooters someone asked me why most woman have revolvers. I said because of training. Most woman do not do weapon malfunction drills so guys give them simple to use guns that don't often jam. If the many videos of 90 pound girls hitting themselves in the face with guns due to extreme recoil are to be believed they are also giving them guns just a touch too big.

The RUSSIAN MAKAROV

My favorite pistol. Why? Because I don't have gorilla hands! It's an easy to conceal tough pistol that looks sexy in the right hands (mine lol). I also like the safety and the low recoil of it's 9mm Makarov bullets. Just make sure you use hollow points.

The GLOCK

I like Glocks because they are light weight, easy to use and they are available in many sizes and calibers. The only pain in the ass is telling apart all the freaking different numbers of the various models! 17,21,36 you need the internet to sort all those bastards out!

Chapter 2

Bolts and Arrows

The CROSSBOW

A great tool for silent killing of various nasty troublemakers.  The only problem is you better hit with the first shot as follow up shots can be a bitch. Depending on the draw weight some ladies may not be able to load this weapon with ease. Use only if you are buff and a good shot.

 The COMPOUND BOW

Russian girls from the steppes have been using bows for some time. Ancient Kurgan graves have been found to have warrior woman in them with an assortment of war arrow heads and so on. Of course they didn't use the bows with little wheels on them which make a bow a compound bow reducing the draw weight and making shots more steady, but I am sure they would have.

Chapter 3

Melee Weapons

The SWORD

To use a sword it doesn't take much practice. Just hit things with the sharp edge. To be good with one it can take years. In the meantime you can cut a lot of watermelons in half at the picnic and keep your boyfriend's eyes from wandering less he whishes to share their fate.

The BATTLE AXE

Respected due its ferocious bite, any berserker waving this bad boy around will send the living and the dead into flight! Those brave or stupid enough to stick around may be doing their fighting with one arm tied around their pack!

The CAMP AXE

As many attacks by various baddies often happen while camping in some remote location i.e. ancient ruins, forgotten woods, the Ukraine etc. the camp axe has rushed to the aid of many a person in peril. Keep it razor shape and it will be a friend for life.

The CLAW HAMMER

More of an improvised weapon the claw hammer is so common a tool most woman have no problem picking them up and smashing a zombie's putrid skull with them. This weapon is best used as a last resort though.

The NUNCHUCKS

Are you serious? Chances are you will swing these around and hit yourself in the balls! Leave these to Bruce Lee before you make them numbchucks and put your elite Bo staffs skills to work instead!

The BASEBALL BAT

Not really found in Russia or the former Soviet Union the baseball bat is a handy head cracker that guarantees if you connect with a burglar's numb skull climbing through your window it will be coloring books next Christmas for him!

Chapter 4

Throwing Weapons

The BOOMERANG

From down under (Australia) the boomerang is a weapon I have only seen used in a Mad Max movie to great effect. In the movie a kid kills some gay biker gang guy chained to another gay biker gang guy's bike. While I am not totally sold on the idea of the boomerang as a weapon I am defiantly sold on the idea of staying the hell out of Australia!

The THROWING STAR

Hey Ninja what's all this? One thing is for sure you better have a nice back up weapon because who ever you throw these at most likely will be only annoyed if you hit them. Most likely annoyed enough to try to shove them up your ass!

The HAND GRENADE

A great tool for clearing a room of smart assed terrorist or to let looters know they are not invited. Not so good for zombies though as it usually just make them into crawlers. If that happens just throw another one and let those punks crawl on that!